Day: December 16, 2004

  • AMA Concerned About Teens, Sweet Alcohol

    As the years go by, I grow to understand the saying that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

    Sweet alcoholic drinks aggressively marketed to young people are anything but “cool and fashionable” and are luring troubling numbers of teens — especially girls — to engage in underage drinking, the American Medical Association said Thursday.

    A nationwide AMA poll of 741 youngsters aged 12 to 18 found that 31 percent of girls and 19 percent of boys had consumed drinks some call “alco-pop” or “malternatives” in the past six months.

    The products include fruit-flavored malt drinks with soda pop-like flavors and packaging that critics say disguises the alcohol content. The beverages, such as Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Smirnoff Ice, are this generation’s version of wine coolers.

    Teen girls said they drank the sweetened beverages more than any other alcoholic drinks, while women 21 and over ranked them as their least-consumed alcoholic beverage, a second poll showed.

    Jeff Becker, president of the Beer Institute, an industry trade group, said brewers “share the AMA’s concern over illegal underage drinking regardless of the type of beverage being consumed.”

    “Flavored alcohol beverages are not new products in the marketplace, and marketing for these is directed at adults,” Becker said.

    Where were you when I was a teen, AMA? Granted, a few more options now, but back then we bought beer and whiskey for the boys and Boone’s Farm, Strawberry Hill and Mad Dog 20/20 for the chicks. Then came wine coolers.

    Perhaps we can get another survey on teens playing Truth or Dare and the related effects of surging hormones.

    Man, I miss those days. Man, should I ever have a daughter, I pity the boy who hopes to go out with her.

  • Soldier Charged With Having Himself Shot

    If the allegations are true, this so-called soldier disgusts me.

    Police have arrested a soldier they say had his cousin shoot him so he wouldn’t have to return to Iraq.

    Army Spc. Marquise J. Roberts, of Hinesville, Ga., suffered a minor wound Tuesday to his left leg from a .22-caliber pistol, police said. He was treated at a hospital, then arrested after he and his cousin allegedly admitted making up a story about the shooting.

    After giving differing accounts of the incident, “they just broke down and confessed that they concocted the whole story so he didn’t have to go back to the war,” Philadelphia police Lt. James Clark said Thursday.

    Police charged Roberts with filing a false report and charged his cousin, Ronald Fuller, with aggravated assault and other charges.

    Roberts, who was visiting family in Philadelphia, initially claimed he was shot during an attempted robbery, but Fuller had said the incident occurred at another location during an argument, according to Clark.

    Roberts, 23, was on a two-week leave from the Army’s 3rd Infantry Division, which led the assault on Baghdad in 2003. He is scheduled to return to Iraq within the next few months. The division has been home since the summer of 2003.

    Police said Roberts, a supply specialist who had spent seven months in Iraq, was distraught about having to return to combat duty and wanted to stay with his family.

    Lt. Col. Cliff Kent, a 3rd Infantry spokesman, said Roberts had been scheduled to return this week to Fort Stewart, Ga.

    Roberts could face military discipline if the charges prove true, Kent said, but the civilian case probably would proceed first.

    There is no evidence that this is a story of a stand on principle or conscience, but rather one of cowardice and an absence of a sense of duty. If this man is as guilty as it seems, he should face and endure his civilian punishment, followed by as much prosecution and punishment called for by the UCMJ. After he departs (preferably dishonorably) from the service, he can bide is time until that fateful day when his grandchildren ask him of his service.

    “Well, your grandpappy served, came back and then decided to have ol’ cousin Ron to cap him in the leg so grandpappy didn’t have to go help his buddies again. Maybe I should’ve just shoveled shit in Louisiana.”

    Such a disgraceful story to break on the sixtieth anniversary of the opening of the Battle of the Bulge.

  • Sixty Years Ago: the Bulge

    Today marks the sixtieth anniversary of the opening of the Battle of the Bulge, Hitler’s last offensive and one of the most desperate and courageous stands in the storied history of the U.S. Army.

    American veterans mark and remember the day. The day is also remembered and honored by the people of Belgium, who lost thousands of civilians during the fighting.

    More on the U.S. veterans of the battle can be found here.

  • Taxi Driver Shoots Man in bin Laden Mask

    People just freaking amaze me.

    Osama bin Laden take note: You wouldn’t be safe in Costa Rica. A startled taxi driver shot and wounded a jokester wearing a plastic mask of the al-Qaida leader, police said Tuesday.

    Leonel Arias, 47, told police he was playing a practical joke by donning the bin Laden mask, toting his pellet rifle and jumping out to scare drivers on a narrow street in his hometown, Carrizal de Alajuela, about 20 miles north of San Jose.

    Arias had startled several drivers that way on Monday afternoon. But when he jumped out in front of taxi driver Juan Pablo Sandoval, the motorist reached for a gun and shot him twice in the stomach. He was hospitalized in stable condition.

    “For me and I think for anybody else at a time like that one thinks the worst and so I fired my gun,” Sandoval told Channel 7 television.

    Police declined to detain Sandoval, saying he had believed he was acting in self-defense.

    Arias is lucky to be alive after this stupidity. Unfortunately, the human gene pool is not so lucky.