{"id":1345,"date":"2006-01-25T22:19:48","date_gmt":"2006-01-26T04:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2006-01-25T22:20:36","modified_gmt":"2006-01-26T04:20:36","slug":"humor-update-the-military-enlistment-oath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/?p=1345","title":{"rendered":"Humor:  Update the Military Enlistment Oath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;ve got next to nothing tonight, so it seems a perfect evening to remind myself that this is just a hobby and go watch another episode of <a href=\"http:\/\/video.barnesandnoble.com\/search\/product.asp?ean=24543089292&#038;userid=na2h4zLC4Y&#038;frm=0&#038;itm=1\"><em>Firefly<\/em><\/a>, which Santa hooked me up with after I <a href=\"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/?p=1105\">gushed<\/a> over the movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.serenitymovie.com\/\"><em>Serenity<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I don&#8217;t want to leave y&#8217;all empty-handed, so here&#8217;s a suggestion to rewrite the American military enlistment oath by <a href=\"http:\/\/fuzzilicious.blogspot.com\/2006\/01\/enlistment-oaths.html\">personalizing it for each branch<\/a> (hat tip to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blackfive.net\/\">Blackfive<\/a>).  I chuckled and hope you will too.<\/p>\n<p>Out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;ve got next to nothing tonight, so it seems a perfect evening to remind myself that this is just a hobby and go watch another episode of Firefly, which Santa hooked me up with after I gushed over the movie Serenity. Still, I don&#8217;t want to leave y&#8217;all empty-handed, so here&#8217;s a suggestion to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-military"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}