{"id":213,"date":"2004-09-25T13:10:11","date_gmt":"2004-09-25T18:10:11","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=213"},"modified":"2004-10-12T14:42:35","modified_gmt":"2004-10-12T19:42:35","slug":"im-number-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Number One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, Target Centermass is currently the top result when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;q=%22islamist+bastards%22&#038;btnG=Search\">Googling &#8220;islamist bastards.<\/a>&#8221;  Mildly interesting.   I would like to thank all the Islamist bastards who caused this achievement to happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, Target Centermass is currently the top result when Googling &#8220;islamist bastards.&#8221; Mildly interesting. I would like to thank all the Islamist bastards who caused this achievement to happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}