{"id":352,"date":"2004-11-16T23:57:33","date_gmt":"2004-11-17T05:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=352"},"modified":"2005-07-12T08:47:10","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T13:47:10","slug":"my-dog-speaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/?p=352","title":{"rendered":"My Dog Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.takara-usa.com\/bowlingual.html\">this<\/a> out on my dog Ilsa, a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shibas.org\/\">Shiba Inu<\/a>.  Picked it up today for $8 at a toy store going out of business.<\/p>\n<p>So far, the bitch has barked, &#8220;Give me your best shot&#8221; at some people a little too close to the apartment balcony.  This could be entertaining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trying this out on my dog Ilsa, a Shiba Inu. Picked it up today for $8 at a toy store going out of business. So far, the bitch has barked, &#8220;Give me your best shot&#8221; at some people a little too close to the apartment balcony. This could be entertaining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/targetcentermass.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}