Category: History

  • Beacons Light the Sky in Honor of Nelson

    The Brits are celebrating the bicentennial of their great naval victory at Trafalgar in grand fashion.

    A thousand beacons lit the skies last night as Britain remembered its fleet at Trafalgar and celebrated its greatest naval victory.

    The Queen lit the first beacon on the dockside in Portsmouth in front of Lord Nelson’s flagship, Victory.

    Flames shot 30ft into the air and were the signal to light beacons in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland and at Nelson’s birthplace at Burnham Thorpe, Norfolk.

    Hundreds more were lit across the country, mirroring the beacons of 1805. Had Nelson lost the battle, they would have stood ready to give warning of an invasion by Napoleon’s armies.

    But yesterday they marked the beginning of a weekend of celebrations, taking in hundreds of parties and services.

    Robert at The Llama Butchers has much more on the battle, including links to others blogging on the matter. Meanwhile, his fellow Butcher Steve chips in with an alternative look at Lord Nelson.

  • Last of Aussies’ Great War Fighters Passes

    Australia, our stalwart ally Down Under, has lost a key piece of its history.

    Eighty-seven years after the end of World War I, only a gossamer thread now links the nation to its baptism of fire and blood, after the death of the last Australian to go to the Great War.

    Evan Allan died late on Monday night at the age of 106, leaving only one living connection with the “war to end all wars” – Jack Ross, 106, who enlisted in the Australian Imperial Force in 1918, but who never saw a shot fired in anger.

    Born in Bega, NSW, in July 1899, (William) Evan Allan enlisted in the Royal Australian Navy as a boy sailor at the outbreak of the Great War, when he was only 14 years old.

    He served 33 years in the navy and was the sole surviving Australian veteran to serve in both world wars.

    A statement from his family said he passed away peacefully.

    The countdown to the passing of those Aussies from the first World War has been a painful but steadily progressing process, as history must be.

    On a day when her predecessor, Danna Vale, attracted widespread condemnation for suggesting that a Gallipoli theme park should be established on Victoria’s Mornington Peninsula, with re-enactments of the Anzac landing, Veterans Affairs Minister De-Anne Kelly said: “With his passing, we have lost an entire generation who left Australia to defend our nation, the British Empire and other nations in the cause of freedom and democracy.”

    In Bendigo, Victoria, Jack Ross’s daughter, Peggy Ashburn, offered condolences to Mr Allan’s family. “I just feel very sad, really,” she said.

    The countdown to the last link with the Great War had been “a bit like the green bottles, standing on the wall”.

    She said her father was a modest, unassuming man who had “answered the call” and enlisted in January 1918, two months before his 19th birthday.

    Transferred to the Light Horse Brigade as a wireless operator, he was decoding German propaganda in Sydney when the war ended, and was demobilised on Christmas Eve, 1918, six weeks after the Armistice.

    One by one, year after year, the Great War generation has slipped away, while holding no less a powerful grip on the national psyche.

    The last battlefield Digger, Peter Casserly, died in Perth in June, aged 107. His death extinguished the nation’s last link with the slaughter on the Western Front. One newspaper marked his passing with the headline “All is quiet on the Western Front”.

    The last Gallipoli Anzac, Alec Campbell, a boy soldier who upped his age to enlist, died in May 2002, aged 103.

    At his state funeral in Hobart, the Prime Minister described Campbell as “Gallipoli’s last sentinel”. He spoke of a reflective silence and the gentle stirring of half-flown flags.

    Obviously, we are talking about people who were youths from a different time, a different standard of patriotism.

    At a time when Australia’s population was less than 5 million, 416,809 enlisted for the war (about half of the eligible men), 331,000 served overseas and 61,720 perished (all causes).

    I, for one, mark the passing of Mr. Allan with the haunting Gallipoli-based tune “The Band Played Waltzing Matilda” by the Pogues.

    And now every April I sit on my porch
    And I watch the parade pass before me
    And I watch my old comrades, how proudly they march
    Reliving old dreams of past glory
    And the old men march slowly, all bent, stiff and sore
    The forgotten heroes from a forgotten war
    And the young people ask, “What are they marching for?”
    And I ask myself the same question
    And the band plays Waltzing Matilda
    And the old men answer to the call
    But year after year their numbers get fewer
    Some day no one will march there at all

    [full lyrics can be found here]

    Contrary to the song, though, I would like to say that neither the heroes nor the war can or should ever be forgotten. History slowly but unfailingly slips by us — please find a veteran, thank and talk to the person. Hear, honor and remember the tales.

  • Dear Santa

    Here’s an early addition to the 2005 edition of Gunner’s Christmas wish list.

    Shattered Sword: The Untold Story of the Battle of Midway

    Frankenstein at General Quarters has an early review.

    I just got to peruse this book over luch with one of the authors. I have had the privilege of reviewing chapters over the course of writing the book, so this was like the birth of a niece or nephew (provided you’re on good terms with your sibling, of course).

    The question to answer is this: How is the book?

    The answer is: INCREDIBLE!

    I got to go over the pre-press copy, and it was 11×7, approx. 580 pages. So it’s physically impressive. As I skimmed the chapters, I was FLOORED by the quality of the illustrations, as well as the depth of detail of them. In many, the Japanese vessels are labeled in English AND Japanese. The details are superior as well, due to the utterly exhaustive research done with original Japanese documents – NOT US Navy translations which left out many important details.

    Frank has more in his review, including a link to the book’s intro, so go give it a gander. As a disclaimer, I must say that I’m familiar with one of the authors, as he is a frequent and respected contributor on an Aggie discussion forum I frequent, despite his attending the wrong school.

  • On the Passing of the Great Nazi Hunter

    Simon Wiesenthal
    1908-2005

    The voice of 6 million

    That Simon Wiesenthal, the famed Nazi hunter who died Tuesday, lived to age 96 is an amazing testament to human endurance. Eighty-nine of his relatives perished in the Holocaust. As he was moved from concentration camp to concentration camp — 12 in all — he tried to kill himself twice. He was lined up three times to be shot, but the gunmen missed. When liberated, he weighed less than 100 pounds.

    Wiesenthal’s miraculous survival spurred the obsessive mission that consumed two-thirds of his life. “The realization that I had remained alive while so many others — better ones, cleverer ones, more decent ones — had died … almost seemed to me an offense against justice,” he wrote. “I could restore the balance only by ensuring that the dead received justice.”

    His mission should have been straightforward, given the enormity of the Holocaust: the systematic extermination of 6 million Jews in World War II, along with millions of others, in ways that almost defy imagination. But it wasn’t.

    Read.

    Wiesenthal’s war

    Simon Wiesenthal’s death is not just the Jewish people’s loss. He should be sincerely mourned by the entire civilized world – by anyone still dedicated to justice, unafraid to acknowledge humanity’s dark past and determined to learn its lessons.

    Today, 60 years after history’s single greatest premeditated crime, it’s not only the inexorable march of time that dims universal memories but concerted efforts to diminish or altogether deny the Holocaust. Even immediately after the wholesale industrialized slaughter, the world wasn’t in a mood to remember, much less punish. Indeed the great powers, embroiled in their Cold War, facilitated the escape of prominent henchmen.

    It was this indifference that Wiesenthal took on, almost quixotically. He was alone, without money or power, himself the surviving inmate of several concentration camps, who lost 89 members of his own family. The Galician-born architect could have understandably, like many survivors, devoted his energies to rebuilding his personal life.

    Instead Wiesenthal appointed himself advocate of the tortured, the starved, the degraded and the slain. He vowed to bring the perpetrators to justice and not allow the world to forget.

    Seriously, read.

    If, after those two reads you think any diminishing of the Holocaust would be improbable, I would like to point you toward Raven at And Rightly So! and her look at a recent development in England. Simon Wiesenthal built a deserved legacy from the Holocaust and its perpetrators — it is now up to others to protect the history of that tragedy. Such protection is the only wall against another reoccurrence, whatever group may be the target.

  • Last of the Few See Memorial Unveiled

    The gratitude of every home in our Island, in our Empire, and indeed throughout the world, except in the abodes of the guilty, goes out to the British airmen who, undaunted by odds, unwearied in their constant challenge and mortal danger, are turning the tide of the World War by their prowess and by their devotion. Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

    —Winston Churchill

    It is truly sad to hear just how few of Sir Winston’s famed Few remain. It is, however, heartening to see them honored as they should be.

    They were known as the Few but, to recall Winston Churchill’s phrase, they became heroes to many. Yesterday, 65 years after they fought the Luftwaffe to a standstill, repulsing the threat of a Nazi invasion, 70 veterans of the Battle of Britain gathered on Victoria Embankment in central London to see Prince Charles unveil a memorial in their honour.

    For the defence secretary, John Reid, who joined the prince and the Conservative leader, Michael Howard, at a Battle of Britain thanksgiving service in Westminster Abbey, yesterday, it was not a moment too soon. “It is a sad and inevitable fact that today the Few are even fewer,” he told the veterans and next of kin. “But that does not diminish the feeling of pride and international recognition that they won by their heroism.”

    Prince Charles, as patron of the Battle of Britain Fighter Association, praised Bill Bond, founder of the Battle of Britain Historical Society, whose idea it was to erect a memorial to the pilots, ground crew and munitions workers who, between July and October 1940, prevented a Nazi invasion. “We shall never forget that if the Few had failed … the consequences for this nation would have been unforgettable.”

    More details of the memorial can be found in this article.

    The £1.65 million memorial was commissioned by the Battle of Britain Historical Society and funded by public subscription. It is made up of two bronze friezes set in an 82ft-long granite structure, originally designed as a smoke outlet for underground trains when they were powered by steam engines.

    One frieze depicts all the achievements of Fighter Command, while the other focuses on the people of London, featuring St Paul’s and an Anderson shelter. Accompanying them is a plaque inscribed with the names of the 2,936 pilots and crew from 14 countries who flew in the battle.

    The plinth beneath the relief is engraved with Sir Winston Churchill’s famous phrase: “Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.”

    Here is the story of the battle, a very important one of many that turned history toward our world of today.

  • 66 Years Ago Today

    On Sept. 1, 1939, Nazi Germany invaded neighboring Poland, the last in a long series of acts that officially triggered World War II.

    This invasion finally woke up the world to the danger it had been appeasing or essentially overlooking for years. I have previously summarized the years of militaristic aggression and expansion that preceeded WWII as follows:

    In post-9/11 America, much has been made of the appeasement that preceded World War II, especially the case of the Sudetenland and the Munich Agreement. Somewhat lost in the sands of time are the military conflicts in the years leading up to the outbreak of the war. Chief among these are the Sino-Japanese War, with the Japanese occupation of Manchuria and a wealth of atrocities that make Abu Graib look like a four-year-old’s birthday party, and the Spanish Civil War, the proving ground for the troops, equipment and tactics of the Soviets, Germans and Italians. Even more obscure is the invasion of Ethiopia (then Abyssinia) by Benito Mussolini’s Italy in 1935.

    Finally, there was Case White, the German code name for the Polish campaign. Two days later, France, Britain and Australia responded by declaring war on Germany. The Poles fought valiantly and the campaign was not as brutally one-sided as commonly thought. The Polish military was forced to give significant ground, hoping to make a stand until its allies in western Europe could put their forces into play against Germany; unfortunately, Case White was essentially closed when the Poles were stabbed in the back by the Sept. 17 invasion by the Soviets from the east. Still, action dragged on until the first week of October. It should be noted that a great many Poles escaped the brutal conflict and continued to contribute to Allied efforts throughout the war.

    Today, German and Polish leaders paid tribute to the anniversary.

    Sirens wailed and religious leaders led prayers for the dead as the presidents of Poland and Germany stood together solemnly Thursday on the Baltic peninsula where World War II began 66 years ago.

    Horst Koehler is only the second German president to attend the annual ceremonies on the Westerplatte peninsula, following the example of his predecessor, Johannes Rau. His presence comes amid signs of deepening friendship between the former foes, despite some lingering bitterness.

    More than 50 million people died in nearly six years of war launched by Nazi Germany — including an estimated 6 million Poles, half of them Jewish.

    In 1939, Poland was invaded by Germany to its west and the Soviet Union to its east. After the Nazis attacked the Soviets, Poland came entirely under German control and subject to a brutal occupation. It become the hub of Hitler’s program to exterminate Europe’s Jews, under which 6 million were murdered.

    At the ceremony on Westerplatte, Koehler and Polish president Aleksander Kwasniewski walked to a monument to the war’s first victims. They were killed on the peninsula in the Baltic port of Gdansk when a German warship began shelling a Polish munitions depot and garrison on Sept. 1, 1939, as the Nazis launched their invasion.

    To the roll of military drums, Koehler and Kwasniewski walked behind soldiers, who placed large wreaths on their behalf, and bent over simultaneously to arrange the wreath’s ribbons, each in the colors of their respective national flags.

    The presidents then took two steps back, joined hands for a moment of silence and bowed toward the wreaths.

  • Quick Hits, 23 AUG 05

    Young Muslims choose Sept 11 for day of action

    Islamic youth organisations that were not part of Prime Minister John Howard’s summit yesterday say they have been working against extremism behind the scenes.

    They have chosen a date for a planned day of action – September 11.

    The group says it wants to try to change the date’s association with extreme Islamic violence, and to highlight how mainstream Muslims have become victims of prejudice and bias.

    Granted, 9/11 is rather obvious, but it should be noted that there is no shortage of anniversaries of bloody radical Islamist terror strikes. Methinks these folks are moving too slowly, and that by years.

    Army Specialist Casey Sheehan – Someone You Should (Have) Know(n)

    Casey Sheehan’s Sergeant asked for volunteers. Sheehan had just returned from Mass. After Sheehan volunteered once, the Sergeant asked Sheehan again if he wanted to go on the mission. According to many reports (and according to his own mother), Casey responded, “Where my Chief goes, I go.”

    Blackfive pays tribute to a fallen soldier who deserves far more attention for far better reasons than his own mother, the media’s story of the month and the anti-war movement’s latest hope to undercut our current military efforts.

    Suicide bombs breakthrough gives police vital clues

    The four terrorists who killed 56 people in London on July 7 triggered the bombs themselves by pressing a device similar to a button, senior police sources have told the Guardian.

    The discovery scotches the theory that the four British-born men may have been duped into carrying the rucksack bombs on to three crowded tube trains and one bus, unaware they were going to explode.

    This is an interesting development — the London bombers apparently were not duped as some had theorized. This only should compound European fear of the true danger of the radical Islamist threat in its midst. Ah, but will it?

    Military History Wiki

    Blogs of War readers may be interested in participating in a new Military History Wiki.

    Not much of a quote there, but John Little at Blogs of War points us to an interesting fledgling internet project — an open-source military history site. I’ve bookmarked it already and will certainly be paying attention to its growth.

  • Today in the War against Islamist Terror

    I have to open with my favorite story of the day.

    Hanoi Jane takes on Iraq war with US bus tour

    Hollywood star and activist Jane Fonda is planning to take a bus tour across America to call for an end to US military operations in Iraq in a move that has already drawn sharp reactions from both the pro- and anti-war camps.

    Ms Fonda, who earned the nickname Hanoi Jane after she was photographed sitting on a north Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun at the height of the Vietnam war, said she would be joined by families of Iraq war veterans and her daughter on the tour.

    “I’ve decided I’m coming out,” she told a cheering audience during an appearance in New Mexico to promote her autobiography, explaining that Iraq veterans had encouraged her to break her silence.

    “I have not taken a stand on any war since Vietnam,” she added. “I carry a lot of baggage from that.”

    Ms Fonda said her anti-war tour in March would use a bus that runs on vegetable oil.

    “I can’t go into any detail except to say that it’s going to be pretty exciting,” she said.

    By exciting, I assume she’s talking about more than the vegetable oil. Look, there is enough to dislike about this woman without erroneous hyperbole, so check the facts of her history.

    It is my opinion that this woman cost lives, both American and our allies. It is apparently her intent to do so again by providing support to the hopes of our enemies. In my view, she has previously committed treason. She seems less intent to do so as blatantly today; I extend to her an invitation to fly over for a photo-op with the beheading terrorists. Perhaps she could feature them in a new exercise DVD. Otherwise, I wish her no success in this latest endeavor but would have no regret for any deserved emotional anguish she may have coming. I truly hope that she suffers no physical harm at the hands of private individuals, but I also don’t want her to enjoy a single welcome reception.

    Truce as French sign up for joint action

    Britain and France called a truce in their disputes over Europe’s future and its financing yesterday to announce fresh co-operation in the fight against terrorism, including sharing the names of “jihadists” living in their countries.

    After talks in Downing Street, Dominique de Villepin, the French Prime Minister, and Tony Blair played down recent disagreements and set out a four-point programme of joint action as a result of the London bombings.

    They agreed that France and Britain would exchange the names of persons in each country who had been trying to incite extremism. They would also retain communications data from telephone calls and e-mails for longer, exchange information about how to protect vulnerable targets and work together to combat the “radicalisation” of the Muslim community.

    Their meeting came as Mr Blair told Muslims in Britain that they had a duty to come forward with information about those involved in terrorist attacks. “My message to anybody who may know of any information about those responsible for last Thursday’s attack is to give that information to the police.

    “There will be people who know information about those that have participated in the attack. The photographs [of the suspects] are pretty strong, good quality has been given. There will be people who know something. It is part of our duty, in order to protect our country, that people come forward and give the police the information they can.”

    I don’t doubt the genuine concern of the French about Islamist terror, as they currently have a sufficient threat of it within their own borders. My continued disdain for the French is greatly stirred by their willingness to impair American efforts, meant for the betterment of survival for the U.S. and all of western culture, to squelch the Islamist movement, just for the sake of France’s own short-term geopolitical gain. President Jacques Chirac’s willingness to enable a continued global threat by opposing U.S. international policy, merely for the purpose of setting up a Franco-led European Union as an alternative global power, has been simply disgusting.

    Egyptians surround villages said to be harboring Sharm bombers

    Egyptian sources say that security forces surrounded two Bedouin villages next to Sharm El-Sheikh on Monday suspected of harboring terrorists responsible for the bombings that killed 88 people last Friday.

    The two suspects reportedly hiding in the villages of Al-Royasat and Hurum are said to be Pakistani nationals.

    According to earlier reports published in the Arab press, the Egyptian police are looking for nine Pakistani citizens that apparently disappeared after the attacks took place, leaving their passports and possessions in the hotel rooms they were staying in.

    The current leadership in Egypt has as much to fear from Islamist terror as does the West and other authoritarian Arab states. The difference is that the West is working to subvert a radical culture; the Arab states are looking to prolong despotic reigns. That is where Iraq provides the hub — a possibly democratic, econically and culturally free, alternative to the typical Arab state is a severe danger to the Islamist movement, but it is also a threat to the existing governments in the region. Is it any wonder that Arab support has been lukewarm at best, behind-the-scenes hostile at worst?

  • Survivors Gather to Mark WWII Tragedy

    Saturday will mark sixty years since the U.S.S. Indianapolis went under and the ordeal for the survivors began.

    Survivors of one of the final Naval tragedies of World War II gathered this weekend to honor hundreds of crewmates from the USS Indianapolis who were killed when their ship was torpedoed, leaving hundreds of sailors adrift on the Pacific Ocean amid circling sharks.

    Just days after delivering key components of the atomic bomb that would be dropped on Hiroshima, the cruiser was struck by two torpedoes from a Japanese submarine in the Philippine Sea on July 30, 1945.

    More than four days later, barely a quarter of the crew of 1,197 came out of the water with enough strength to survive.

    Go read for the words of those survivors still living, still deserving our honor.

    Also, as to honor, this aspect of the story, tucked away at the end, cannot be stressed enough.

    Reports of the Indianapolis’ sinking were buried behind the news of the Japanese surrender.

    The commander of the Indianapolis, Capt. Charles McVay III, was court-martialed for not sailing a zigzag course to evade submarines. His men believe he was made a scapegoat. In 2000, 32 years after McVay committed suicide, Congress passed an act clearing his name.

    Be at peace, sir.

    Thanks to Hollywood, and justifiably for once, it is difficult to hear this story without thinking of a moment in a movie. Robert Shaw, speaking as the crusty Quint, captain of the fishing vessel Orca and in the role of a survivor of this historical ordeal, did the actual sailors much justice in the classic film Jaws with the following:

    Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

  • If WWII Was Fought Online…

    This amazing piece of hilarity is most definitely not a Target Centermass original, though I wish it was.

    I first found it on the TexAgs.com forums, where it was sourced to another forum, where yet a vague reference was made to another source. If anyone knows where this originated, please let me know as full credit is deserved for this masterpiece. This is certainly some of the funniest stuff this military history buff has read in a long, long time.

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*
    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill: hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
    Stalin: cool
    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: stfu
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the game.*
    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
    Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an arss
    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
    Hitler: o man ur focked
    paTTon: oh what now biotch
    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow: lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wtf that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
    Stalin: rofl
    T0J0: HAHAHHAA
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: fock u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
    Eisenhower: yah this is gay
    *Roosevelt has left the game.*
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
    Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0: hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
    *The Allied team has won the game!*
    Eisenhower: awesome!
    Churchill: gg noobs no re
    T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
    *T0J0 has left the game.*
    *Eisenhower has left the game.*
    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
    tru_m4n: l8r all
    benny~tow: bye
    Churchill: l8r
    Stalin: fock u all
    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
    *tru_m4n has left the game.*
    benny~tow: lololol u commie
    Churchill: ROFL
    Churchill: bye commie
    *Churchill has left the game.*
    *benny~tow has left the game.*
    Stalin: i hate u all ***s
    *Stalin has left the game.*
    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o ****!
    *paTTon has left the game.*