A ship is always referred to as she because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder.
—Admiral Chester Nimitz
A ship is always referred to as she because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder.
—Admiral Chester Nimitz
We played remote bases, the kind of bases where guys went to bed with their rifles by their sides; not for safety, but for companionship.
Bob Hope
I don’t know what the hell this “logistics” is that Marshall is always talking about, but I want some of it.
—Admiral Ernest Joseph King, 1942
Well, we did not build those bombers to carry crushed rose petals.
—General Thomas S. Power
It simply is not true that war never settles anything.
—Felix Frankfurter
Please pardon me if I depart from the usual military orientation of my quote of the week. Below is the joke that made me stop channel surfing and listen to the rest of an unknown comedian’s routine on Comedy Central one day years ago. It loses quite a bit without his unique delivery.
I opened a yogurt and underneath the lid it said, “Please try again.” They were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I had opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. Come on Mitch, don’t give up! An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
—Mitch Hedberg
We do not want war any more than the West does, but we are less interested in peace than the West, and therein lies the strength of our position.
—Joseph Stalin
Every citizen [should] be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and the Romans, and must be that of every free state.
—Thomas Jefferson
I’m inclined to think that a military background wouldn’t hurt anyone.
—William Faulkner
Cavalry will never be scrapped to make room for the tanks; in the course of time cavalry may be reduced as the supply of horses in this country diminishes. This depends greatly on the life of fox-hunting.
—British Army officer, 1921