Category: Entertainment

  • Busy Day, Slow Night

    Not much else tonight, folks. For some reason, either nothing is grabbing me or my heart just ain’t in it. I will leave you with a few things I’ve pondered.

    Army: Soldiers Did Mock Executions

    Some will argue that this is evidence of the barbaric nature of our military. I would argue otherwise — it is evidence that the military, even on items outside the public eye at the time, is investigating and prosecuting as needed. I would also question whether the media would’ve made similar demands in the days back when we had an American media instead of a global one. And yet, even then, the military investigated and prosecuted.


    The Press Closes Ranks

    James Taranto looks at the media fallout of the Newsweek-Quran debacle. I particularly like this gem:

    Allow us to answer the question: Yes, in our opinion, the press should produce more stories–many more than it does–about how great the American military is. When it does so, it should adhere as rigorously to the facts as we expect it to do when it produces stories that make the military look bad.

    Was Darth Vader Born Bad?

    Much has been made over the subtle political statements that can be dug up in Star Wars RotS. Fine, there’s hints. I’ll even admit I notice such things, whether they cast a major pall over my enjoyment or just a minor shadow. Still, in this one, who cares?

    And who especially cares about a Nature vs. Nurture examination of the evil of Darth Vader?!! How silly is this crap?

    Born into slavery on the desert planet Tatooine, Anakin was a mama’s boy raised in a single-parent home never knowing who his father was. Identified by the Jedi as the next big thing, Force-wise, Anakin is whisked away to grow up under the tutelage of such galactic godfathers as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Mace Windu.

    Cry me a freakin’ river. The dude may have started out as a candy-ass, but he choked people … to death … with his mind, man. Besides, that was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. If y’all don’t have this case hammered out on a nature/nurture basis, you ain’t ever going to nail Vader down headcase-wise.

    Oh yeah, did I mention it’s fiction?

  • More Blogging to Come

    But first, what do y’all think of the new banner? It’s just a little geek tribute to the opening of Star Wars RotS. Don’t worry, the targeted T-72 will return shortly.

  • Watsamadder with Kids These Days?

    Well, nothing really, generally speaking. It’s a question that has been bemoaned for generations and will be for generations to come. Still, that doesn’t mean there isn’t some occasional jackassery that needs questioning.

    Should women love their vaginas? Yes, especially if the women in question are hot. Should high school girls wear buttons advertising said love in school? Hell no. And Guy over at Snugg Harbor also doesn’t think so. And with conviction (don’t just skip over the beginning stuff about the hosed state of math instruction).

    There are two female high schoolers in Winona, Minnesota. Both are excelling in their studies, and up to now, were exemplary in their standings in school.

    Well, it seems one of the two, had seen the theatrical production of “The Vagina Monologues”. She came away with a very positive feeling about the play’s message, and in talking to her friend, passed those positive feelings on to her. In fact, they were both so positive about the event, they chose to wear buttons to school which said “I Love (big red heart) My Vagina”.

    There was one school official, who worked in the schools administration, took strong exception to the buttons, and reported same. There was also a teacher of one of the girls who would not let the young lady into class should she be wearing the button. The bottom line is both were told they faced suspension should they continue to wear the buttons. They have continued to do so, and countered with the administrations actions being in violation of, you guessed it, their “constitutional right to free speech.”

    It seems the ACLU has also started to take an interest in this, which should send red flags (no pun intended) up about what should be the correct way to deal with this.

    In my perfect world, here is what should be done. (And would have been, done in real life, 40-50 years ago.)

    Guy goes on to explain and justify his ideal solution to the matter. The weakness of Guy’s stance is that it’s based upon real-life experience, tried-and-true educational practices and common sense. These are all things viewed as mere impediments to be overcome by the ACLU and, unfortunately, many of today’s judicial rulings. Go read and feel free to chime in on his comments.

    But, hey, enough about kids at school. How about those afterschool video game sessions? Well, lucky for them there’s the game Narc, wherein they can learn that doing drugs can assist in fighting crime.

    In the first-person video game “Narc,” published by Midway, you play an undercover police officer busting drug dealers.

    Except in this game, your cop character can take the drugs he confiscates — and the illicit substances can enhance performance.

    Narc’s publishers at Midway say the game is all about choices, and the consequences of those choices. The following is an excerpt of a statement released to CNN by the company’s chief marketing officer, Steve Allison:

    “The drugs in Narc affect game play — addiction, and crime and punishment are predominant themes in the story. Ultimately, the players who choose to take drugs will face consequences; they will experience the highs and lows of this culture, but following this path will ultimately lead to failure.”

    […]

    “I would normally say ‘just say no’ to drugs, except in this case they’ve been replaced for power-ups. If you were playing Super Mario Bros., a ‘magic mushroom’ would make you bigger and more powerful. Here, it’s kind of the same theory,” says video game reviewer Scott Steinberg.

    Marijuana, as you light a virtual joint and take a long drag, causes the screen to become a hazy green. The drug slows time for criminals in the game, allowing your cop character to chase down and arrest them easier.

    LSD helps differentiate friend from foe, so your character knows whom to confront; allies grow wacky court jester heads, and enemies become devil-headed cartoons. Trippy music and psychedelic colors accompany your computer-generated acid trip.

    Other drugs in Narc include speed, ecstasy and crack. Crack, after the distinct sound of someone huffing on a pipe, gives players a one-shot-one-kill skill. Your crackhead cop character suddenly becomes an expert marksman.

    Drug use may give you super powers in the game, but abuse can cause addiction. Protodone — the game’s version of methodone, can curb your cravings. Otherwise, addiction can lead to withdrawal.

    But unlike real-life, you can kick your virtual habit after a few skillful clicks on the game controller.

    Great lesson. I guess it’s a good thing an M-rating will keep all kids from playing this beauty. Wait, the M-rating is actually just an enticement, but we won’t deal with that reality.

    As an aside, today’s video games may seem more real and graphically far superior to the old-school games of my youth, but they really do seem to lack a key element the old games possessed — fun.

  • Earth Day 2005

    … and JohnL over at TexasBestGrok celebrates it as it should be — Heinlein-style.

    Plus, he’s got some interview questions for me that I hope to be able to answer sometime this weekend.

  • ‘Monday Night Football’ Heading to ESPN

    So ends one of the supposed constants of my entire football-watching life, as Monday Night Football departs from ABC.

    “Monday Night Football,” a television institution that over 35 years has helped transform the NFL into a prime-time ratings draw, is leaving ABC and moving to ESPN beginning with the 2006 season.

    The NFL’s new broadcast deal also brings football back to NBC for the first time in six years. NBC will take over the Sunday night games currently broadcast on ESPN.

    The “Monday Night Football” move to cable is expected to cost ESPN $1.1 billion per year over eight years, two sources familiar with the deals told The Associated Press on condition of anonymity.

    NBC will get the Sunday night package for $600 million over six years, according to the sources. The network will also get the Super Bowl in 2009 and 2012 as part of the deal, one of the sources said.

    The move will leave ABC as the only major network without NFL football. “Monday Night Football” has been a pillar of ABC since the games began on prime-time in 1970, when Howard Cosell anchored the show. “Monday Night Football” stands as the second-longest running prime time network series, trailing CBS’ 60 Minutes by two years.

    Perhaps it’s also time for 60 Minutes to move to another network, perhaps one with a credible news division.

    The move to ESPN keeps the Monday Night Football brand within the umbrella of The Disney Company. Disney owns both ESPN and ABC.

    “From the Disney perspective, it was a smart move for ABC by moving out of football and having ESPN move into Monday nights,” said George Bodenheimer, president of ESPN and ABC Sports.

    The NFL will continue to show all cable games on free, over-the air television in home markets. That means local stations will carry ESPN’s Monday night games in the cities of the teams involved.

    Last month, NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue said that the Monday night move was a strong possibility. ABC, which has been losing money on the package despite high ratings, had been balking at the NFL’s asking price.

    […]

    The NFL is still considering an eight game late-season package of Thursday and Saturday night games on cable and satellite. Tagliabue has said the NFL’s own new network could show some or all of those games.

    It’s bad enough that Disney has opted to kill off the ABC-MNF tradition. The NFL is pushing the limits of stupidity with its consideration of expanding to even more Thursday and Saturday night games, risking over-exposure and increased competition with the superior product that is college football.

  • Quote of the Week, 3 APR 05

    Please pardon me if I depart from the usual military orientation of my quote of the week. Below is the joke that made me stop channel surfing and listen to the rest of an unknown comedian’s routine on Comedy Central one day years ago. It loses quite a bit without his unique delivery.

    I opened a yogurt and underneath the lid it said, “Please try again.” They were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I had opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. Come on Mitch, don’t give up! An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

    —Mitch Hedberg

  • Galactica Finale: Amazing and Amazing Shame

    Okay, I was looking forward to tonight’s season finale of SciFi Channel’s Battlestar Galactica, and it was abso-freakin’-lutely phenomenal. I agree with Will Collier over at Vodkapundit that the new Galactica is far and away the best thing on television right now. Similarly chiming in is Axinar, who commented on my 10K post that the show deserves an Emmy.

    I look forward to checking out the review tomorrow on the Unofficial Battlestar Galactica Blog.

    Now, to the shame. While blogging afterwards, I had the rebroadcast of episode 10, “Colonial Day”, on in the background. While listening, I discovered that, much to my dismay, I had missed a quote lifted from one of my favorite movies in my initial viewing. I hang my head in shame for not catching the echo of the greatness that is Patton when Richard Hatch‘s Tom Zarek states the following:

    Pity. ’cause I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.

    I suck. But only for a couple of weeks.

  • Looking at the Ol’ Sitemeter

    Target Centermass finally reached its 10,000th hit this morning. Thanks to all who have visited over the last nine months and eight days — I’ve enjoyed the company.

    More later after the season finale of Battlestar Galactica.

  • Wrapping up a Crappy Day

    Death

    The long, sorrowful struggle over Terri Schiavo’s life ended Thursday morning when she died in her hospice bed almost two weeks after the removal of her feeding tube, her parents and siblings absent, the husband they reviled at her side.

    Deaths

    A U.S. military transport plane crashed in central Albania while on a training mission Thursday, and nine American personnel aboard were believed to have been killed, Albanian officials said.

    Pushing Death

    A frail and pained Pope John Paulwas battling on Friday to overcome a fever and urinaryinfection after his health took a dramatic turn for the worse,sending waves of anxiety around the Roman Catholic world.

    A Vatican official said the condition of the 84-year-oldPontiff had stabilized during the night thanks to antibiotics,but medical sources said the next 24 hours would prove crucial.

    Italian media reported that John Paul received on Thursdayevening the sacrament for the sick and dying commonly known asthe Last Rites. It is given to the very seriously ill but doesnot necessarily mean death is imminent.

    And the one that hit me closest, my favorite comedian.

    Death

    Thanks again for the laughs, Mitch.

    Tomorrow should be a better day, with an expected milestone for Target Centermass and the season finale for SciFi Channel’s Battlestar Galactica (hint: expect cliffhangers). Goodness knows, the day couldn’t be much worse. At least I hope not.

    This is Gunner. Out.

  • And the Laughter Fades Away

    Who’s the best stand-up comedian alive today? Well, tragically, I now need a new answer.

    Strangely enough, I just bought his Mitch All Together cd/dvd two weeks ago and have been introducing my coworkers to the off-beat entertainer.

    Thanks for the laughs, Mitch.